Monday, October 23, 2006

First day of blogging

Oh man today I got punched in the face by a Super Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! person. And then I flew to the zoo where some clown in a wet suit kicked me and unleashed a horrible army of monkey-like nonsence at me. I was... horrified....

Then I exploded and appeared home. What a day! I went online and made this blog. I hate blogs. I hate blogging. I hate monkeys. No wait, I love them. I love Super Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! (Watch Kids Central)

When I ran around in circles, a fat guy came out of no where and did a silly dance. I was... horrified.... Then I ran around in squares and kicked him in the no where. He yelled at me and I jumped back. He showed me his thingamajig. I was... horrified....

After that, I laughed at him and exploded after kicking a rotten plastic pail. Some guys from the Evil Hyper Super Mega Pikachu Barbie Doll Monkey Army beat up a barrel of monkey grease. It was great. I was full of compassion. I was... horrified....

The End